•
•
•

climbr11410

0

0

12

7

1097

29

Climbr11410

Climbr11410 -

Climbr11410 -

Climbr11410

lovers5201

youloveeme...

Nico071119...

stuckintim...

s1s1

Ebola_fml

xluciferx6...

Toonice45

PresAgent

Pat5519

Yadiloh52

myeviltwin

Nico071119...

xluciferx6...

heartofhan...

Aly_donawh...

whereismyb...

HarshD9619

Candijpg

khoov19

moron011

Climbr11410

Climbr11410

Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

187 372

29 923

Anonymous - 15/08/2015 09:32 - Canada - Prince George

Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML

36 897

5 093

Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

26 358

11 379

Oihana - 01/08/2015 03:30 - United States - Greensboro

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML

29 452

2 016

Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

26 860

5 021