mumblingdope - 25/05/2016 08:52 - Indonesia - Jakarta Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML 10 971 1 202
Anonymous - 07/08/2015 17:31 - United States - Newark Today, the jackoffs at my new job kept making jokes about my prosthetic leg. When I finally lost my shit and told one of them to back off, he said "Woah there, Mr Pistorius!" then said he'll avoid using the restroom now in case I decide to shoot him through the door. FML 30 078 1 904