The customer is always an ass zanaruka - 19/05/2020 05:00 Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML 2 685 172
Missed opportunities say what?! - 10/04/2020 08:00 Today, I got a text from a female friend saying, "So bored, come over, let's fuck.” Knowing her sense of humor, I laughed it off and sarcastically replied, "On my way!” About an hour later, I got a message from her husband asking what was taking me so long. They really wanted a threesome. FML 2 076 530