Anonymous - 12/12/2010 08:04 - Canada Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML 34 663 8 371
Richard - 06/02/2010 18:39 - France Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML 37 352 4 523
booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML 50 857 18 424