Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML 52 271 3 915
Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML 56 229 3 637