Never touch the Xbox Unknown - - Canada Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML 5 941 15 742
TomorrowMaybe - 08/10/2016 16:29 - Denmark - Frederiksberg Today, I got my new smartwatch that I ordered for myself on the promise that I would use it for tracking my new exercise routine. Instead, I used it for playing Pong whilst eating cake and drinking wine. FML 7 787 8 276
Anonymous - 25/06/2016 03:29 - United States - Kansas City Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML 14 137 1 035