a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML 494 112
Jumpy Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML 19 568 63 625