Anonymous - 17/05/2009 13:48 - United States Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of my players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happened to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happened to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML 63 582 23 389
Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML 155 993 16 238
chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML 97 915 15 683