Whaaaaat? erphy21 - - United States - Lompoc Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML 35 423 6 427
Wellfu - 02/04/2015 14:48 - Europe Today, I was let go from my internship for "not putting in enough effort". I was working 50 hours a week for almost zero pay. FML 34 100 2 733
go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML 30 285 5 012