whatajerk - 03/01/2015 03:11 - United States - Gainesville Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML 31 203 4 692
thewrittenrebel - 28/10/2014 07:40 - South Africa - Bellville Today, my boss asked about the mass of deep scratches on my arm. I lied and told him it happened while I was trying to save my cat from a tree. Truth is, my cat is a sadistic asshole who stalks me and mauls me whenever he can. FML 36 381 5 893