killme - 07/03/2015 18:42 - United States - Broomfield
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ashamed - 14/12/2014 02:02 - Australia - Brisbane
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Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka
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Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.