Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML 30 580 2 938
Santa - 12/12/2011 21:45 - Canada Today, I was working at the mall as Santa, when a little girl took a shit in my lap. FML 43 080 4 411