pop, pop - 08/05/2015 15:44 - United States - San Francisco Today, I fell asleep while working the night shift. It took me 3 hours and a whole lot of dirty looks while walking home before I looked in a mirror and saw my cockbite of a coworker had drawn a swastika on my forehead while I was asleep. FML 27 019 7 756
psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML 39 366 4 209