kittkatt1 - 11/11/2013 01:52 - United States - Dearborn Today, I found out that when you flush an animal clear of blood for research, there is a nerve inside the heart, which when you strike it right, electrical signals cause the animal to writhe as if alive. Now, my boss knows about my fear of zombies, and I'm now terrified of half my job. FML 42 401 5 513
goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML 453 130