cool trick buddy - 01/01/2017 08:59 - United States - Atlanta
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I love to sleep in late, I'm sarcastic (which often gets me into trouble), and I'm gay.
Come chat some time, I like to make new friends. Hopefully we'll have something in common.
Also, I'm not a prostitute! My cousin dared me to put this as a username because we have a sneaking suspicion that our great aunt is a lady of the evening, if you will.
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hey FML legends! OP here. It's true. I fell asleep on my classroom floor... It's a beautiful classroom (which I keep very clean #26) and there are three steps going up onto a carpeted platform which was the scene of this particular crime... It wasn't a particularly comfortable nap, but I hardly noticed at the time. And it certainly was worth it - even considering the slightly-above-average levels of embarrassment I endured for it - I was so tired I was in that state that everything was funny except for my actual existence, which isn't exactly the best mindset to be mounding young minds from... I really should stop burning the candle from both ends! It's an all-girls school, and word spread pretty quickly... but luckily for me I was already regarded as the eccentric music teacher, so sleeping in my empty classroom during a free period is pretty tame in comparison to the things they probably expect from me ?