CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML 31 255 5 581
Female Struggles - 16/05/2014 23:20 - United States - Denver Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML 39 572 17 046