moe
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a Happy Valentine's day was a wrong number calling my cell phone. FML
22jrdn55
Monsieur London, ur mama's place 30 ans Célibataire
a fatty
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
Feed me and shut up
Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML
Emily Salt
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
🌶️ Épicée
Tasty
Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML