Today, my school textbook's back cover ripped off. Not wanting to have my teacher find out, I glued the cover back together. Only after the glue dried did I realize that I actually glued the back cover upside down. FML
bwatts9522
Mademoiselle Fayette County Pennsylvania 31 ans En couple
JillianJuneBug
Standish, United States
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML