Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML
LovingAngel
Mademoiselle 31 ans
Anonymous
United States
Man vs. Spider
United States
Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML