Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
Drakkin96
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Anonymous
Hamilton, New Zealand
Today, we got my dad an iPad for his birthday. I had to repeatedly reassure him that he could in fact touch the screen without being shocked. FML
Overworked
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Confused
Today, I realized how bad my insomnia had got when I tried answering my water bottle when my alarm went off. FML