Anonymous
Elkhart, United States
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
KeeLady
Mademoiselle 34 ans En couple
sad and hungry
Hackensack, United States
Enjoy!
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
unhappy
San Anselmo, United States
Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML
babbling idiot
Canada
Today, I approached a hot female security guard and attempted to compliment her new tattoos. Instead of saying, "Nice tats", I ended up saying, "Nice tits". My HR meeting is tomorrow morning. FML