Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML
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yes, yes it does :(
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Hounslow, United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Careless Whisper
Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML