Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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anonymous
Canada
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Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Hello there!
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML