Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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Mademoiselle BX, USA 31 ans En couple
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
Oh, hi Mark!
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML