Today, my crush walked me home. As my mom opens the door, she tells me in Russian how ugly he is, and that I have extremely bad taste. Out of all the languages in the world, he happens to be fluent in Russian. FML
cr1mson_k1ss
Mademoiselle Johannesburg, South Africa 34 ans En couple
Anonymous
Brunei Darussalam
Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML
parenting sucks
United States
Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML