Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
freakyboy05
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML