Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML