Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
All sexed up
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
softball_fannn_0
Mademoiselle you wishh(; , you kneww 37 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
zain
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Amazing idea, idiots
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
e_edge
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML