Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML
AssEater69
Anonymous
Canada
Mr. X
Southborough, United States
Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML
SlowPacker
Minneapolis, United States
Today, my family informed me that we were going on a 10 hour road trip to my cousin's wedding. They only decided to tell me 45 minutes before we left for said road trip. FML