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Anonymous · Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne ·United States

You hypocrite

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

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Username · 5 octobre 2011, 00:02 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Hands on the wheel

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

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