Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML
exterminatethedr
Mademoiselle Windsor, Canada 33 ans
Anonymous
United Kingdom
cdn_steed
United States
Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML