Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
neilbd
Anonymous
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toni405
United States
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
ironic driver
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML