Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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Date night
Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our kids are visiting my parents. My idea? A nice dinner out and kinky sex all night long. His idea? Chinese buffet and subsequent dutch ovens in bed. FML