Authentification utilisateur - VDM

Authentification utilisateur

Equilibrium

Par Anonymous - 29/01/2022 11:01

Today, my top priorities for being able to function in life are being healthy and slim, and getting enough sleep. Unfortunately, my only remaining pleasures in life are eating chocolate and reading long novels in bed. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 55

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Perfect ending

Par Anonymous - 29/01/2022 08:01

Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 168

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Don't knock until you try it

Par Anonymous - 29/01/2022 05:01

Épicée

Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 85

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