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Authentification utilisateur

So happy together…

Par Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

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Gumbo time

Par Anonymous - 30/06/2022 18:00

Today, I cooked for the future in-laws and was accused of trying to poison them. Absolutely no one told me, even as they watched me cook shrimp and smoked sausage gumbo, that my mother-in-law is deathly allergic to shellfish and my father-in-law gets severe diarrhoea when he eats pork. FML

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Fancy seeing you here

Par Anonymous - 30/06/2022 16:00

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Today, I found a massive tick on my boyfriend's ballsack. I found it with my tongue. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 408

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