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Perfect ending

Par Anonymous - 29/01/2022 08:01

Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML

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Don't knock until you try it

Par Anonymous - 29/01/2022 05:01

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to use a sex toy on him. Am I in the wrong relationship? FML

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Wake me up before you go go

Par asdfghjkl - 29/01/2022 01:59

Today, my boss made me come in at 10 a.m. instead of noon like he usually does. I’ve had nine cups of coffee and STILL can’t keep my eyes open. Why am I like this? FML

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