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By notacashier - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn
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By notacashier - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn
By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By marcranger - 13/12/2016 02:20 - United States - Silverthorne
By Anonymous - 17/08/2020 20:00
OP here. The only additional points I haven't covered in my responses are: 1. I have a high-clearance SUV and low athletic ability. Since I managed to jump high enough to hit the top of the doorframe, I was pretty impressed with myself once I cleaned up! 2. This is my third published FML. 2 out of 3 have taken place at gas stations. This is clearly a sign that I need to sell my car and move to...uh...somewhere that doesn't have cars or something.