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HamHanded - 10/03/2017 09:17
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My superpowers include leaping tall speed bumps in a single damaged suspension, rewinding to 2 seconds before my death when I die, eating lots of fat without getting chocolate, and being invisible when crossing the road.
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Anonymous - 09/03/2017 12:00 - United States
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OP here. So I went in cause of the asthma attack and due to the treatments they gave me my heart rate was up to 130 to 150 and would not go down. The Doctor ordered an EKG and a blood and urine test to see if it showed anything. All that cameback w as that I had a UTI. I hadnt even started showing signs of a UTI so go figure right. Feeling much better and my heart rate was down this morning. Thanks for all the laughs made my day.
The dog was in the neighbors property "chasing the livestock" she told animal control when in reality the dog was playing with the horse. I went out to retrieve my dog when she shot. Probably didn't see me. The dog has escaped several times to several locations the past three years