Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas
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Hmm... Let's see. What is there to know about me? Well, I am 17 years old (Turning 18 in March!!!!). I have a boyfriend who I am crazy about (We're already planning our wedding xD). I have two little sisters that I adore and most importantly, I understand that SHIT HAPPENS!!!
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gassymomma - 28/04/2014 16:58 - United States - Sparta
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Blaisey - 21/04/2014 17:25 - Canada - Duncan
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Hey guys, OP here. I talked to my landlord about my roommate a few hours ago. She's a very sweet older lady, and she was in tears when I told her what happened. My roommate now has 48 hours to get out. I took Paprika to the vet right away, and they said she'll most likely survive, but it's possible she'll have brain damage. She woke up in the car on the way there (after a good ten minutes of not moving, I was so afraid she didn't make it) but they gave her something to make her sleep for awhile. Thank you all for your support!
salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston
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tothebaneofkings - 23/04/2014 04:20 - United States
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Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.
Op here, I really didn't expect this to get posted. I'm 8 months pregnant so gas has become part of my daily life. I don't normal mind admitting to it but he was so worried about making sure I was safe I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just gas that scared him. Later that day while we were just sitting on the couch I farted again and he made a joke that there must be a whale at the window.