Hazard_Haze

The maiden of luck does not ride boldly on my shoulders, and I commonly find myself hating my life more and more for the mishaps that seem to follow me like a trail of blood coming from the unclogged hole of a woman during her menstrual cycle. I am a high school student with many interests. I sleep once every two to three days. Much to my displeasure, I do own an Xbox 360 gaming console, and my Gamertag is identical to my FML user name; albeit one must substitute the underscore for a space. My real name is Troy and I am actually quite fond it. I cannot imagine myself going under another guise, and had my mother decided me to name me "John" or "Bob" I probably wouldn't be a very stable person. That's all I can think of and I apologize for not being able to include more. I hope to see some very interesting FMLs in my time here.