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VDM : Aujourd'hui, j'ai eu un accrochage en voiture avec quelqu'un. En rentrant, je découvre que cette personne m'a ajouté sur Facebook. VDM
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Par  dark361

Trop de votes négatifs, commentaire masqué. Voir le commentaire

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On ne peut pas poster que la Vdm est fausse ni crier au fake. Mais on peut quand meme dire que cette Vdm n'est pas une vie de merde.. c'est à dire que se faire demander en amis sur facebook n'est pas une situation catastrophique en soi, ni spécialement drole dailleurs.. je pense que c'est ce que Ladeute voulait dire !

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L'auteur ne précise pas le sexe de la personne avec qui il a eu un accident en même temps ... Ca peut être gênant si cette personne ne rentre pas dans ses préférences sexuelles !

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On ne commence pas une relation par facebook... Surtout avec un inconnu a qui on a rien demandé. Si il y avait eu le feeling, ils auraient discutés autour d'un verre après l'accrochage, la ça fait un peu psychopate des réseaux sociaux.

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Je pense que quand cette personne t'est rentrée dedans, elle a "perdu les pédales". Mais remarque, les belles rencontres se font parfois dans des situations assez bizarres.

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Je sais pas si vous avez remarqué, mais il y a toujours le "jeu de mot" de trop sur VDM, c'est assez marrant.. ;)

Par  vj63130

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