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VDM : Aujourd'hui, et comme depuis un an, je suis infirmière en psychiatrie. Un de mes patients me propose son traitement, parce selon lui on ne travaille pas...
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Par  sangoku

Voilà un patient lucide! Ça me rappelle une petite blague: Un patient d'un établissement psychiatrique sauve de la noyade un autre patient qui voulait se suicider. Le directeur de l'établissement le fait venir dans son bureau, le félicite et lui dit qu'il a énormément progressé en ayant sauvé l'autre de la noyade et qu'il verrait s'il pouvait lui faire avoir plus de liberté. Quelques temps après, on retrouve le candidat au suicide pendu! Le directeur fait revenir le premier patient dans son b

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Par  Soda

Trop de votes négatifs, commentaire masqué. Voir le commentaire

En ce moment, il faut également être fou pour être infirmier ! (joke, je sais que c'est difficile, je connais des infirmiers qui n'en peuvent plus...)

Par  sangoku

Voilà un patient lucide! Ça me rappelle une petite blague: Un patient d'un établissement psychiatrique sauve de la noyade un autre patient qui voulait se suicider. Le directeur de l'établissement le fait venir dans son bureau, le félicite et lui dit qu'il a énormément progressé en ayant sauvé l'autre de la noyade et qu'il verrait s'il pouvait lui faire avoir plus de liberté. Quelques temps après, on retrouve le candidat au suicide pendu! Le directeur fait revenir le premier patient dans son b

D'un côté on connaît les conditions de travail des infirmiers... donc à moins d'être sado-maso à un très très haut niveau pour vouloir l'être... il a pas tort ! Non je plaisante hein (ps ne te mets pas une perf tout seul ^^ (cf la vdm supprimée)) Petite pensée à nos infirmiers qui triment pour nous

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C'était une infirmière qui était tellement fatiguée qu'elle a du s'administrer une perfusion toute seule. Ce a quoi les patients la regardait d'un air horrifié. Supprimée car fake apparement.

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Cette vdm était peut être fake, mais c'est possible. Quand je bossais aux urgences on avait un médecin qui avait tellement mal au dos qu'on commençait toujours le service après lui avoir fait passer une perf d'anti-inflammatoires. A l'abris des regards des patients par contre.

Par  kwalish

Mais es tu vraiment infirmière en psychiatrie? Laisse moi deviner: on t'a proposé un logement de fonction tout inclus dans l’hôpital et on t'a interdit les sorties, non? ;)

Par  Man_Who

Docteur Harleen Quinzel ^^

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